Written by Philip Wright

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Sunday, 15 August 2010

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"Incredible." he muttered, "So the racist drunk man DID shoot the giraffe..."

It has been revealed that Dan Brown, author of The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons and most recently, The Lost Symbol has been secretly working on another book over the last three months.

The book is apparently entitled, "The Digital Deception of the Lost Angels Code" and is likely to smash all previous book sale records when released some time next summer.

The excitement has been increased since an entire chapter of the book was leaked to the press last week. Our reporter has managed to obtain a copy of Chapter 248- which is the longest chapter in the book at two entire paragraphs.

The chapter reads:

Langdon couldn't believe his eyes. "I can't believe my eyes" he said. He picked up the diary and read it with both of his disbelieving eyes.
"Incredible." he muttered, "So the racist drunk man DID shoot the giraffe..."

Director, Ron Howard, has already revealed his excitement and intention to make the book into a film and direct the blockbuster himself- with Tom Hanks and Leonardo DiCaprio favourites to play the leads and Mel Gibson favourite to play the racist drunk man.

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