Written by Abel Rodriguez

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Sunday, 15 August 2010

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Kelly Brook and her 30-year-old knockers that she thinks are sagging but that really aren't.

SOHO, England - Kelly Brook, who recently graced the pages of one the world's top men's magazines Playboy, remarked that at 30, she feels that her boobs are starting to sag a wee bit.

The Liverpool Scouser Gazette and The Manchester Morning Manc both fans of Ms. Brook conducted surveys on whether its male readers thought that Ms. Brooks rack was starting to sag or not.

A combined total of 37,492 men returned their surveys. And out of that figure 37,490, said that they did not think that Kelly's puppies are by any means starting to droop.

The two blokes who responded that they felt Ms. Brooks' hooters were sagging were identified as Joshy F. McWinston of Birkenhead and Dwight F. Windsorfield of Open Shaw.

Both were asked if they were gay. McWinston replied, "Perhaps a might bit matey." And Windsorfield replied, "Yes, but no one knows and I'd really like to keep it that way thank you."

Kelly Brook, who has been a judge on several shows including Dirty Dancing: The Time of Your Life and Britain's Got Talent stated that she will soon be one of the judges on the new BBC reality show, Okay So Tell Me Luv What Color Is Me Bloomin' Knickers?

Kelly was asked how she is getting along after her breakup with rugby player Danny Cipriani.

The lovely lass smiled and asked, "Who da blimey 'ell is dis Danny Cipriani bloke? Is he a member of Elton John's band or what?"

SIDENOTE: Kelly will be co-starring with Richard Dreyfuss and about 745 piranhas in the film Piranha 3D. She will be portraying a character named Danni who loves to sunbathe, surf, swim, and show off her beautilicious bamboochas (tits).

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