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Saturday, 14 August 2010

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Demi by a pond at the La Brea Tar Pits wondering who will be her new boyfriend.

NEW YORK CITY - Joe Jonas and his ex-girlfriend Demi Lovato performed together on the morning show, Good Morning America.

The former couple grinned, and smiled, and carried on as if they were still an item, but it was just for the cameras and the millions of television viewers.

The show ended up paying both Lovato and Jonas an extra $2,000 so that they could make sure to pretend that both are happy knowing that both are still sad about the way things turned out.

Jonas had angrily returned Demi's gift of a pet Dalmatian and Lovato had embarrassingly returned Jonas' gift of an 8 by 10 autographed glossy of himself.

Although Demi holds no grudges towards Joe, she did say that she misses not being his girlfriend and getting to tickle his (blank).

She noted that she has finally gotten over him and that she no longer throws darts at his poster, which she had set up on the ceiling over her bed.

Lovato went on to say that she does not have a boyfriend. Jonas was asked if he has a girlfriend and he blushed and answered that he was not going to say.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I called up Mr. Larry King and he told me that he has narrowed Joe Jonas' new girlfriend down to three girls; Nina Dobrev, Brenda Song, or Miranda Cosgrove.]

Meanwhile Lovato and Jonas performed a medley of hits from the songbook of Clay Aiken. Demi said that she thinks that Clay is cute.

Joe said that he thinks that Clay is gay, which of course everyone knows he is since he finally admitted it after five years, as if no one knew already.

In a non-related story. Leonardo DeCaprio says he and his fellow co-stars Holly Sampson, Lorendana Jolie, and Ellen DeGeneres will soon start filming the latest in the Titanic series entitled, 'Titanic IV - The Raising of The Heavy As Hell Son-of-a-Bitch Friggin Ship.'

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