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Friday, 13 August 2010

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Jackie's favorite toy, Blue Funky the Fluffy Vampire.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson, who are two of the most famous lip syncers in the nation, both agree that little 10-year-old Jackie Evancho of America's Got Talent is really singing and not lip syncing as millions of nationwide viewers believe.

Britney said that at first she truly believed that Jackie was lip syncing because the words she was hearing were not being formed by her mouth.

Ashlee pointed out that when she first saw little Evancho she felt as if she was watching an old Japanese movie starring Godzilla where the crowd of Japanese is running and screaming and their mouths aren't even moving.

Sol Sipptonowitz, a vocal instructor who teaches at Solid State University in Tarzana, explained the musical phenomena as being intro voiceetude logistical non-unification, which put in simple terms means, the little chick was indeed singing.

So the 'is she or isn't she' debate will no doubt continue. But one thing for certain, the little Pittsburgh native is a Las Vegas favorite to win this years edition of America's Got Talent at 7 to 1 odds.

SIDENOTE: Jackie's mom and dad were asked about the question of their daughter lip syncing. They both laughed and said that years ago everyone thought the world was flat. Later on people believed that Paris Hilton actually had a 9 to 5 job. And now people think that Jackie is lip syncing. Well she isn't and Bill Gates who is a close friend of the family has said that he will give anyone who can prove that Jackie is lip syncing $10 million in cash.

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