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Thursday, 12 August 2010

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"Is This 'Heather Saunders"?

Did disgraced John Edwards, once a presidential candidate, and Tiger Woods, who has completely lost his putter, have a lady friend in common and neither of them know about it?

Whatever happens, the same lady will likely be given a subpoena to both divorce trials and the name, Heather Saunders, a high class hooker, will soon be all over the cover of the tabloids and may even make the talk shows if she can get some money for it.

While Tiger is desperately trying to keep from falling apart at golf and family, John Edwards seems to have simply stepped into it by trying to control the rules of the trial, especially a sex tape that he made with Rielle Hunter.

Meanwhile, in his tell-all book, author and one-time friend Andrew Young, wants to know who legally has possession of the video tape.

On the other hand, Edwards is also demanding that the questioning in the deposition be solely limited to custody of the videotape.

Perhaps there can be copies made for everyone. Perhaps there already are.

Now Tiger comes along and finds out about Heather Saunders. Did SHE make a video of her and Edwards?

Finally, and here is the key question that everyone wants to know: "Does John Edwards hair move when he's having sex?"

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