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Thursday, 12 August 2010

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There is no doubt that Cheryl Cole certainly has one of the best figures in the music business.

HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough took is gorgeously sexy English girlfriend singer, Cheryl Cole up to the Hollywood Hills where he photographed her as she sat on top of the Hollywood sign's letter D for Derek.

And then Derek got on top of the H and Cheryl took his picture. He was asked if the H stood for Hough. He laughed and said no and that it stood for "Hot" which is what his fabulously good-looking girlfriend Cheryl Cole most definitely is.

Derek, who has a great sense of humor asked what he and Ryan Seacrest both have in common.

"Blonde hair." Well yes but something else.

"Both are on reality shows." Again, yes but something else.

Derek put down his Coke Zero and said that both he and Ryan Seacrest, who is the host of American Idol, each have extremely attractive girlfriends.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ryan Seacrest is dating Derek's younger sister Julianne Hough who appears on Dancing With The Stars.]

Derek's girlfriend, who is known as Chezza, will be moving to the United States and staying with Derek in his Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Cha Cha Cha.

Music moguls are salivating at the prospects of Derek and Cheryl putting out a single accompanied by a video. Derek's sister Julianne is also a noted country music singer in her own right and usually dresses in little bitty Daisy Duke short shorts and skimpy halter tops.

Julianne and Ryan will certainly be making beautiful music together as will Derek and Chezza.

SIDENOTE: Cheryl will be appearing in Simon Cowell's American version of X-Factor, as one of the judges. One of the other judges will be Simon's ex-girlfriend Paula Abdul. The third judge has not been picked as of yet, but Bret Michaels; Harry Connick, Jr.; and Justin Bieber are reportedly all in the running.

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