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Thursday, 12 August 2010

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The only thing that Paris has in common with Marilyn is that both have an A as the second letter in their first name.

HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton paid thousands and thousands of dollars to get her hair, makeup, and clothes to look like Marilyn Monroe's.

Hilton paraded up and down the runway of a fashion show as teen queen Miley Cyrus sat in the audience.

Paris, acting like the conceited socialite that she is kept saying that she had the Marilyn Monroe look down to a T.

The fashion critics, glamour experts, and media reporters all totally disagreed with the spoiled, 'do nothing' socialite.

Miley Cyrus, who used to be Hannah Montana when she was a kid (wink-wink) remarked that Paris Hilton looks about as much like Marilyn Monroe as the infamous blogger Perez Hilton looks like the star of The Twilight Saga series Robert Pattinson.

Cyrus went on to say "My gosh, did you see the huge Arkansas belly sticking out of the front of Hilton's dress?" (Paris's not Perez's, he wore Daisy Duke short shorts).

Billy Ray Cyrus's little girl went on to point out, "Damn! That Hilton ho looked absolutely ridiculous. She actually looks like she's six months pregnant. I'm sorry but (Paris) you ain't no Marilyn Monroe...not even effen close bitch."

The Hollywood socialite was told about Miley's remarks. Paris blushed and stated that sticks and stones can break her bones but words will never hurt her.

SIDENOTE: Miley was later told what Hilton had said and the "Can't Be Tamed" girl said that the next time she sees Hilton she'll simply hit the skanky fake blonde with freakin sticks and mofoing stones.

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