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Thursday, 12 August 2010

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Dodger Stadium, where Rihanna's boyfriend Mark Kemp plays.

NEW YORK CITY - The beauty from Barbados, Rihanna, has just admitted that she has just gotten tattoo number 16.

The sensational singer, and ex-girlfriend of Chris "The Broad Buster" Brown said that tattoo number 15 is a tattoo on her neck which reads 'rebelle fleur,' which is French for 'flower rebel.'

She pointed out that her most recent tattoo is number 16, and it is located on her bikini line. Rihanna blushed when she said that it reads 'Property of Mark Kemp.'

Kemp is Rihanna's lucky-as-hell boyfriend and he plays for the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Rihanna was told that she really must be completely in love with Mark for her to make the decision to get a permanent tattoo with his name on her bikini line.

The songstress smiled and said that Mark, unlike her other boyfriends like Chris "Shithead" Brown, Nick "The Punkass" Williamson, and Toby "The Hate Monger" Stevenson, has never beat her.

She said that he once accidentally brushed up against her shoulder while both were in the shower and he said excuse me three times.

Rihanna said that it is nice to be with a bro who does not treat her like some skank ho and all.

In other news. Frankie Avalon has just announced that he will soon begin filming on his 74th beach movie. This one is entitled, 'Beach Blanket Sex Tapes,' and it will also star Cori Rist, Kalika Moquin, George Hamilton, Oprah Winfrey, and Ke$ha.

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