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Wednesday, 11 August 2010

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Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has agreed to do several more Triple-X movies, where he got his start, to raise some money for the state's failing economy.

"I will give my all to help us out here. We must all do our part to get this state back on top where it belongs."

The first movie, "Big Horse On The Prairie", will begin filming in November.

This will be followed by "Let's Make A Dill" that will be filmed in December.

After the announcement, Schwarzenegger then asked that more Hollywood stars would contribute by donating billions that they have in surplus, do some Pam Anderson/Montag mud wrestling and for the teens, have Miley do a really nice pole dance.

He also stated that a Miss Nude Actress Of Hollywood Event would bring in millions more. "We must be careful to get the right contestants this time, not like that last Miss Caleeforia fiasco."

"Instead of roving blackouts, lets have some fun with this thing. May the God of this world bless all that contribute to this worthy cause."

"When do I take my clothes off?"

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