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Wednesday, 11 August 2010

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Kathlyn Beatty has said that she perfers to touch female legs than male legs with hair all over them.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - High in the exclusive Hollywood Hills fireworks are exploding all over the Beatty-Benning household.

Mom Benning totally supports 18-year-old daughter Kathlyn's desire to undergo sexual reassignment surgery and become a male.

Dad Warren says that his daughter is just going through a phase, kind of like she did when she was infatuated with the boy band 'N Sync, or teen heartthrobs Ricky Martin, and Clay Aiken.

Beatty was told that Martin, Aiken, and Lance Bass of 'N Sync are all gay. He grinned and said that he is really confused now, because why would his daughter be attracted to guys who she knows are gay and then she wants to have a sex-change to become a guy because she says she is attracted to females.

His wife looked at him and said "Hon, I think that you have to realize that things are not like they were when you were a so called Hollywood stud and boasted of bedding 9,871 Hollywood starlets."

Beatty looked at his wife and told her that him boinking 9,871 of Hollywood's finest celebrities has nothing whatsoever to do with his daughter wanting to trade-in her muffin for a wiener.

Benning rolled her eyes and told her husband that she would call up Cher and find out how she dealt with her daughter Chastity becoming a guy.

In other news. Sylvester Stallone has just said that he has started filming on his latest Rocky film entitled, 'Rocky 18 - Yo Adrian, Check To See If I Peed Myself Again.'

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