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Thursday, 12 August 2010

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Following our sensational revelation af Cheryl Cole's new friend Graham the tape worm we can exclusively reveal that he has been offered a part in this year's Celebrity Big Brother.

Basking in his new found fame Graham told us "It's all happening so fast. My agent called me last week and confirmed the offer on the table. So Big Brother house here I come!"

Graham does not plan to go quietly either "I'm going to cause so much trouble while I'm in there." he laughs "After all that's what it's meant to be about isn't it? Having some fun."

Asked if he would like to find love while in there Graham commented "Obviously if the right girl came along I'd go for it. But it's a bit tacky on screen really isn't it. Besides what would my parents say."

Other people lined up to join Graham this year include Kerry Katona's cleaner Sandra, and Peter Andre's orthodontist Kevin.

And with that kind of celebrity line up it's sure to be a winner this year!! Good luck Davina!!

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