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Tuesday, 10 August 2010

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Tony Parker and Eva Longoria-Parker's yacht, The French Cuisine II.

ST. JEAN-CAP FERRAT, France - Queen Latifah, the hip hop rapper with the deep voice, manly figure, and crotch bulge that would make Lady Gaga cry is vacationing off the French coast with her fitness trainer Jeanette "Li'l One" Jenkins.

The happy black couple was seen frolocking on the yacht, The French Cuisine II. The yacht is reportedly owned by Tony Parker and his wife Eva Longoria-Parker who lease it out to their friends.

The Queen and her Princess were also spotted playing leap frog; 1,2,3 red light; and red rover, red rover.

QL was asked if her and Jenkins were lesbianites. Latifah laughed and said that their religious orientation is no ones business. She said that just because she spent 45 minutes rubbing suntan lotion on Jeanette's soft, nubile, perky body does not necessarily mean that she wants to do the bumpity bump bump with her.

In a related story. Queen Latifah was asked why it is that both Melissa Etheridge and Rosie O'Donnell, who are both lesbians ended up getting divorced from their good looking wives. She smiled and replied that butch lesbianites are perhaps the most jealous group of individuals in the entire world.

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