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Monday, 9 August 2010

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Selena says that she will save it until her 21st birthday.

BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez was shopping at a trendy cosmetics shop on Rodeo Drive when she was asked about her latest hit song.

Selena smiled and said that the song which she co-wrote with Ke$ha, "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" has already made it all the way to number one on the teen music charts.

She said that the song tells the story of a young, sweet girl and her young, horny boyfriend who promises her the moon if she will allow him to do things to her that come as second nature to skanks like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Tila Tequila.

Young Selena who is famous for her 'Purity Ring,' her 'Purity Bracelet,' and her 'Purity Bra,' has stated that she has no plans on doing the 'Wild Thang' with anyone until she turns 21.

She said that none of her boyfriends including Nick Jonas, Taylor Lautner, Cameron Quiseng, and Moises Arias have gotten past first base.

Selena blushed and said that Nicky did try to steal second on their fifth date but he got thrown out.

When asked if she will continue saving herself Gomez replied that she definitely well even though she has been offered cars, cash, cruises, and ownership in a Kentucky race horse.

In other news. Antonio Banderas has said that he will shortly begin filming his next Zorro movie entitled, 'Zorro V - The Curse of The Vampire Senorita.'

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