Robbie Williams defied the global preconception that the whole "pop" world is totally gay and married a female, shock, horror!
Gay activists (many being Robbie worshippers) were dumbfounded at the news and his "straight" male followers overjoyed, there's hope yet!
Robbie gave a straight, ecstatic reaction to devastated "Gays" and here is his comment:
"Take fucking That!"
His lovely wife is also very happy that once and for all the rumours flying around about Robbie's sexuality have been buried and also gave the following interview:
"to all of Robbie's 'Gay' worshippers, he's a real man and brother did we have a steamy romp on our honeymoon, pussy, Yeaahh!"
There have been reports of many "Gay" suicide attempts, slashings of wrists and handbag tantrums amongst the Homo fraternity as their "great white hope" proved to rest of the world that Gay could be out and "straight" making a cum-(up their) back (not literally).
Still, they could all become Ricky Martin, George Michael, or Tellytubbies fans or even follow that fat old fairy, Sir Elton, he's been "blowing his candle in the wind" for many years and still hasn't joined Freddy in his "Gay" heaven, yet, what a shame!