It is said that "Behind every successful man stands a very smart woman." A similar adage would read: "Behind every slimmed down narcissistic just-had-a-baby-and-abdominal-fat removed Hollywood celebrity mom stands a hard-working, underpaid, unappreciated nanny".
As a special homage to these women - the invisible nannies - who make the Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolies, J Los, Gwyneth Paltrows, Tori Spellings, Heidi Klums, Victoria Beckhams et al look so gorgeous post-birth, producers are launching a new TV reality series.
Viewers will get to see the real behind-the-scenes - what goes on before your fave celeb - sobered up, colonically irrigated, fully-painted, coiffed and glamorized steps out with her brood. You will see these divas throwing tantrums, pulling out their hair extensions, popping 'ludes and throwing back JD's while screaming, unwashed, badly behaved, undisciplined children run amok.
In comes sexy nanny - to the rescue - first getting "mom" cleaned up then packing up the bratty brood off to be washed and perfumed before they can be brought into Mommie's tent. As well, special scenes will focus on many well-known sexually deprived celeb spouses being "comforted" by these 'multi-tasking' sexy nannies.
"Who's your Nanny" [working title]- premieres this fall. In early previews viewers gave it a solid three thumbs up.