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Thursday, 5 August 2010

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The tractor that LeAnn's date took her to the high school prom in.

MEMPHIS - Eddie Cibrian, who cheated on his wife Brandi Glanville, with country crooner LeAnn Rimes, has now turned the tables on the "Redneck" Rimes and could be cheating on her with his ex-wife Brandi Glanville.

It is apparent to close friends of the country girl that Eddie suffers from the same malady that afflicts Jesse James, Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen, and rock icon Rod Stewart, who is 91, and still rocking, rolling, and humping.

When LeAnn was told by her cornbread provider, Viola Viv Willowpillow she reportedly shook her head and asked why Eddie would cheat with his ex-wife, after tell her (LeAnn) in the heat of passion that Brandi's playpen (vagina) is the size of a size 10 house shoe.

Willowpillow laughed and said that maybe Eddie just likes biscuits with "sole."

Rimes told her that it was not funny. Viola Viv apologized and said that she would get her coat and leave. LeAnn told her to sit her fat ass down and talk to her and to remind her of exactly how much of a low-life punk Eddie really is.

VV, as her grandmother Thora Flora calls her, said that Eddie is so low he could crawl underneath a chicken and the chicken would probably not even cackle.

She said that he is nothing but a low down skirt chasing twat who thinks that every woman is after his dip stick (wiggly worm).

She then started to say something else, but LeAnn interrupted her and told her that she had made her damn point thank you.

VV, said that she would get her coat. Rimes told her to shut the eff up and get her a bottle of whiskey and two glasses. VV said that she did not want to drink and Rimes told her that both glasses were for her.

SIDENOTE: Perhaps a country music writer can write a song about LeAnn's experience and title it, "Hey Beady-Eyed Bitch What Goes Around Sure Does Come Around Don't It LeAnn?"

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