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Tuesday, 3 August 2010

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Lindsay Lohan told reporters this morning that, after 14 hours she was off her hunger strike.

She also mentioned that she had to go to rehab after her stay in jail and after that, she might join s friend for seclusion at Amy Winehouse's residence.

"She's coming here?" stated Amy Winehouse after being told. "I've got a few problems myself. Well, misery loves company they say."

Amy Winehouse has shaped up a bit lately and we're not talking about the breast implants. She's gotten into exercising.

"Lohan can bicycle with me everyday. Makes my implants bob up and down, did you notice? Hey, they still are after I quit! Am I sexy or what? Don't answer that."

After the reporters left, our Tooter Day was hailed by a neighbor.

"Is Lohan really coming here?"

"That's what she says. How long has Amy Winehouse been bicycling?"

"I accidentally heard her say that she's getting in shape so that she can be in next year's Tour De France. She said she had heard that there was a lot of doping going on over there."

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