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Tuesday, 3 August 2010

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Apparently these two old friends are still clashing over the actress, Kristen Stewart, with Rob Pattinson saying that old ex-friend Sturridge should stay away from his plaything!

"Plaything!" yelped Kristen Stewart when she heard the term. "I hope I'm more than a plaything to Robert. If he really said that, he can go play with his own thing!"

Sturridge reportedly answered Pattinson with a head shaking, "Whats up with him? We used to kid around all the time. Now he seems to get his underwear in a twist if you show the least emotion about Kristen."

Apparently Kristen then told reporters that she and Pattinson were going to be apart for awhile.

"I'm headed for Bollywood in India. It's a quiet little movie about two best friends that discover what real friendship is all about. I know people want me in that new, "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" movie here but I need to get away from the US for awhile. Things are really more open in India. They are willing to take chances. Here it's always the dollar sign."

Let's hope that Robert Pattinson finds out that 'plaything' is not used for someone you had been planing to marry.

"Bollywood! She's going to Bollywood? Those are the people who wanted me to come over and do an Action Vampire movie called "Twi-Hard"!

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