An Enfield resident has been reported to have cooked too much dinner for herself.
Allegedly, her boyfriend, who also shared the meal, claimed he was "fine " with the portion served.
'I was happy with the size of my dinner' said her boyfriend, allegedly 'I think she has eyes bigger than her belly sometimes' he laughed between mouthfuls of Cumberland sausage roll.
The lady in question declined to comment but did release a statement, which is like a comment although the irony was lost on her.
In related news, the ladies boyfriend has decided to change his name from 'allegedly' as he is fed up with people not taking him seriously.