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Sunday, 1 August 2010

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Miley Cyrus is getting into the Mel Gibson mold as every other week she is in the news. That may not be bad for people who need publicity but not for these people.

Besides, nearly all of it is negative.

After hiding and perhaps purchasing a camera rolling shot of her grinding her butt into an older man's groin, she at first did not comment. Not until everyone went over the pros and cons, of course.

Finally, someone else got a copy and so the thing to do was to pass it off as a harmless prank.

"I don't see why everyone can stick up for this lady who claims to be so innocent", stated one critic. "But, heck, she's keeping men there where she lives."

"When I say men, of course, I mean one at a time."

Now we see Miley with a tall gentleman in a long distance shot in the woods.

"If that's Liam Hemsworth, I'd never identify myself if I took these, because this guy and his brother can rough people up and have before."

Others say that if it NOT Liam, then it's Miley who will be answering some questions.

Of course there HAS been a person come forth, a Larry Lawrence, who said he faked the photographs and refused to sell them to any tabloid.

Why would he turn down all that money? Was he paid better to destroy them? And if they were fake and were destroyed, then where are these blurred copies coming from?

"Perhaps we're all just being set up for the "Miley Into Maturity" season and they're all having fun at our expense", stated the critic.

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