INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - Butch Patrick, who starred as little Eddie Munster in the 60s sit-com, The Munsters is walking on cloud 9.
The little fella, who is now 57, met his future wife at a Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra convention held in Intercourse.
The future Mrs. Butch Patrick is Donna McCall, who said that as a little girl, she memorized every single line that Eddie Munster uttered on the show.
She said that she was so infatuated with Butchy, as she calls him, that she could even recite his lines backward and in Norwegian, which is interesting because Donna's family is Irish.
Patrick proudly boasts that Donna was a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader between 1976 and 1979. He says that back in December of 1978, Donna sent him a bra that she had worn during the Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys game.
Miss McCall brimmed with pride as she said that out of all the Eagles cheerleaders she could yell the loudest, kick the highest, and shake her pom poms at an astounding 97 miles per minute.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Both Abel and I resisted the obvious tit reference to her pom poms by keeping in mind that in this case pom poms actually mean the green colored strips of ribbon paper wavy thingies that the Eagles cheerleaders wave during the game.]
Donna was asked how she feels about marrying the boy and man that she idolized growing up. She says that she is thrilled beyond belief and that she can hardly wait for their wedding night so that she can show Butchy all kinds of things including her newly worked out splits routine.
SIDENOTE: Butch was asked if he still has the bra that Donna gave him back in 1978. He says that he does and it sits in his underwear drawer next to Donna's "Let's Fly Eagles" monogrammed green bikini panties that she gave him for Valentine's Day in 1979.