The reality couple from "The Hill" apparently have eyes for a divorce as 23-year-old Heidi Montag is leaving Spencer Pratt, she reportedly told friends this morning.
"She said that it wasn't working", stated an inside source.
"I told her that if it wasn't working, why did she marry him in the first place? I'd make sure everything was working in top shape when I got married."
The source stated that Montag had laughed and stated that she had misunderstood. That it was their whole relationship that wasn't working out. That Pratt had told her that all she really cared about was having her name in the headlines and so she has accomplished it once again.
Montag reportedly cited the old unfaithful "irreconcilable differences" in her petition in a Santa Monica Superior Court outside Los Angeles. Her lawyer, Thomas Reuben, told the press that everything will be split up half and half and that Pratt had agreed, or rather, Pratt's attorney stated that Pratt had agreed.
She gets one of the cars, they sell their house and split the difference and Pratt gets the right to fondle one breast.