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Friday, 30 July 2010

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Snooki, who stand 4 foot 8 inches tall, can still wear baby shoes.

QUEENS, New York - One of the stars of The Jersey Shore, Snooki was in town with her second cousin Elvira Pennafelli, who had an appointment with her probation officer.

The Snook, as her Aunt Chentina calls her, was asked why she was looking so pale. The Snookster got upset and said that ever since President Obama imposed the 10% tax on tanning she has refused to go to a tanning salon.

She said that she really misses having her orange look which made her look beautiful, sexy, and delicious.

Fellow actor, the Situation said that Snooki looked silly as hell and that at 4 foot 8, she looked like a damn little tangerine, except with short, stumpy legs; bingo arms; and a Kardashian ass.

When Snooki was told of the Situation's remarks she just laughed and said in her heavy Italian accent, "Hey tell da dufus, dat it takes one ta know one huh?"

Snooki said that she has emailed the president and told him that if he does not drop the 10% tax on tanning she is not going to vote for him in 2012, and she will tell her fans not to vote for him also.

She said that she is seriously considering on maybe running against him and taking away the short, orange-tanned, Italian girls vote.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Which according to my good friend Larry King could amount to 12 or 13 votes.]

SIDENOTE: President Obama was told about Snooki's remarks. He reportedly replied, "Snooki? Who or what da hell is a Snooki? It sounds like something dat a female would dab on her you-know-what in order to freshen up her you-know-what.

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