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Thursday, 29 July 2010

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That is the question that was on everyone's mind when the story broke on the Spoof by writer Bureau that Adam Lambert will be replacing the late Jimmy Dean as a spokesperson for the popular sausage brand.

"When we approached Adam for the gig," says Thomas Dean, Jimmy's nephew and spokesperson for the company, "we just assumed he was a meat eater. We didn't even contemplate the fact that he might be a vegan. Thank God we were right on the money."

Lambert has assured everyone that he loves meat and that sausage, especially the large link sausages, is one of his favorite foods.

"Don't get me wrong," said Lambert. "I love my vegetables, but I've never been one to turn down a good hunk of meat."

Ed note: Apologies to Bureau. It was too good to pass up.

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