Singer Adam Lambert has signed to do commercials for the Jimmy Dean Sausage Company. A Source stated that Lambert had signed the contract several months ago but allowed the jokes to go around first.
The song and dance commercials may include other friends of Lambert it is also rumored.
"After all THE NEW SAUSAGE KING jokes made their way through the late night comedians and Saturday Night Live, we have decided to go ahead with the commercials that will certainly bring people to the television screen", stated Vice President Thomas Dean, a nephew of the late singer.
Dean also stated that the company had depended a lot on Boomers for a long time now and are ready for the younger market.
"You'll be seeing a lot of changes in our restaurants too. Nothing to offend the older customers but remember, the Boomers made up the hippies, soldiers, students etc. of the Sixties and now many of them are IN their 60's."
Lambert showed up just as we were finishing up and stated that he would be proud to sport the title: Sausage King!
"We let all the jokes get old and now I'm ready for the commercials to be on."
"One other thing", stated Dean. "WE were the ones who got that 'Sausage King' joke thing going in the first place. We knew it would peter out after a couple of months."