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Tuesday, 27 July 2010

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Paris Hilton has stated that the swastika is not really a Nazi symbol, it is more like two people having coitus in the snow.

ST. TROPEZ, France - Paris Hilton, the skinny, little blonde rich socialite who is famous for doing absolutely nothing seems to have stuck her size 9 imported Gucci heel in her gold plated mouth again.

Miss Hilton told a reporter for The St. Tropez Daily Ooh La La that Nazi Fuhrer Adolf Hitler was not really as bad a person as many seem to make him out.

She made this statement while relaxing on the sunny beach at St. Tropez, wearing a skimpy black bikini swimsuit with swastika emblems on both bikini top cups, her bikini bottom crotch, and on the rear of her bikini bottom.

When asked by the reporter to pose for a photo to accompany his story Miss Hilton stood up and gave the Nazi salute. She then clicked her bare feet in the style of the Nazi stormtroopers.

Paris said that she personally thinks that Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, and Mel Gibson are a lot worse than Hitly, as she calls Hitler.

She then added that Naomi Campbell and Madonna at times have been way meaner than Adolfy ever was.

Hilton laughed and put a finger to her upper lip signifying the tiny, little, faggot looking moustache that Hitler wore ever since he was 13.

She said that she had once read in National Geographic that Adolf began wearing the tiny little moustache when he saw how good it looked on his mother and on his Aunt Gretchen.

Hilton was asked if she perchance also owned a German Nazi helmet. She giggled and said that she did. She went on to say that she has a whole room full of Nazi memorabilia, mementos, souvenirs, matches, artifacts, jock straps, knick knacks, and baubles.

Paris took a sip of her Buttery Nipple Shooter and said that her most prized Nazi possession is a German Nazi motorcycle sidecar.

She laughed and said that she used to take her BFF Nicole Richie for a ride down California's Pacific Coast Highway at speeds exceeding 134 miles per hour.

SIDENOTE: Although she is somewhat of a Nazi memorabilia fan, Paris wants to dispel the vicious rumor that she has a tattoo of a swastika on her perineum.

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