Lindsay Lohan, who began serving her jail sentence last week, has apparently gone on a hunger strike.
"She refused to eat her food this morning", stated a guard at lunch break. "Of course some of her visitors have brought her candy and stuff. No wonder she's on a hunger strike."
"More like a real food strike", added another guard.
"I think this gal needs a lot of attention and no one came by to see her for several hours so she goes on a hunger strike. We're not too worried."
Later on in the day they became worried as "LINDSAY LOHAN ON HUNGER STRIKE!" hit the headlines in several tabloids and on a dozen news websites.
When reporters were allowed to go in and say hello and ask a couple of questions, Ms. Lohan hurriedly sneaked something back into her purse.
"We hear you have began a hunger strike. Is that true?"
"Mnnnmm. Yes. Smack! I started it last night around ten. I'm on a hunger smack...snack..strike!"
"What is the strike over? I mean, for what cause?"
"Oh, let me see. Yeah! I am protesting anorexia AND bulimian people. That means that I'm skipping twice as many meals!"
"Now take some pics of my suffering and run along. Got company company. Does this pose make me look Ghandish?"