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Monday, 26 July 2010

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Vanessa Hudgens eating a Hostess Cupcake at The 2010 San Diego Comic Convention.

SAN DIEGO - Vanessa Hudgens the star of TV's The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, as well as the movie series High School Musical has once again hit gold with her latest movie Sucker Punch.

The 21-year-old Vanessa stars in the Alice and Wonderland movie which includes automatic weapons, grenade launchers, machine guns, AK-47's and heat seeking missiles.

Hudgens said that at first she did not want to do the film because she felt that it was too violent. But once the director informed her how much she would be paid, she took out her Pilot Precise V5 RT pen and signed on the signature line quicker than one can say wee-wee.

Her very close friend Zac Efron, no relation to Zackary Taylor, also helped to convince her by telling her that if she took the part he would take her down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where the two could do the 'do' until the burros come home (usually around 2:30 a.m.)

Also starring with Hudgens is Emily Browning of Australia who recently starred in the motion picture Emily Snickett's A Series of Unfortunate Events Including Breast Cramps and Pregnancy.

Emily has been linked to several young male stars including Jason Dolley, Sterling Knight, Logan Lerman, and the band Big Time Rush.

Jamie Chung, a 27-year-old Korean-American actress also appears in the film. Jamie recently appeared in the movie I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry and the sequel The Divorce of Chuck and Larry.

SIDENOTE: All of the actresses who appeared in the movie were personally trained by members of The U.S. Navy Seals, The Green Berets, The Forest Rangers, The Oakland Raiders, The Canadian Mounted Police, and The Ku Klux Klan.

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