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Topics: Lady Gaga, perfume

Sunday, 25 July 2010

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Anyone who has been around Lady Gaga for the past year knows that she has that special scent no one else has, a sort of combination Elizabeth Taylor/John Wayne.

Yesterday, a British company announced that Lady Gaga's Own Choice will be in all major jewelry and clothing stores before the year end Holidays.

"It has an aroma all it's own", states spokesperson, "Wilhelm Pusser" of the marketing department of Cooty. "I would guess that each person would smell it differently, although 99% through their nose."

Most reporters at the scene say that it smelled like Poison/Old Spice.

"French Whorehouse" would be closer to the truth", stated one person on the street, after it was taken outside on a busy intersection in New York City. "I smelled it two blocks away."

"Would you want your significant other to wear it?"

"My significant what? Oh, you mean the Old Lady? How much is it?"

"$150 an ounce."

"Ouch! It's not bad, but I'd rather put an ounce of Knockoff Poison in a gallon of Old Spice. That way it would be 50 cents an ounce and smell the same."

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