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Sunday, 25 July 2010

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Sir Paul McCartney, much to the chagrin of one Ringo Starr, was surrounded by reporters while he was attending his ex-Beatle partner, Ringo's 60th birthday party (love & peace).

Ignoring Ringo's "Hey guys, I'm over HERE!!", reporters asked Sir Paul about his recent visit to the White House and meeting President Obama and Michelle.

"Over here guys!"

"So, had you planned all along to sing the song, "Michelle" to the First Lady?"

"Yes, her husband had already asked me to do that."

"The Birthday Boy...The Birthdy Boy! Right over here!"

What else had he sang?

"Oveeeeer heeeere! You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're mine! Remember that? Peace and Love!"

"I sang "Fool On The Hill" to Nancy Pelosi and "Tax Man" to the President just to keep neutral. Don't want Limbaugh doing parodies of my songs you know. Maybe you should go over there and see the birthday boy?"

"Looks like Ringo's busy now with a couple over there.......with the Salahis."

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