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Saturday, 24 July 2010

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A screaming Kristen Stewart and red-faced Robert Pattinson had a big fight in front of the AMC theater in Los Angeles Century City that brought the press on the run.

The pics published within hours show a very upset Pattinson shaking his finger in the face of Stewart as he screamed, "I want you out of my life and I want it now!"

"That goes double for me, you hairdo freak! Go round up your harem of screaming teenagers!"

According to witnesses, that was pretty close to how the words went and they went on for at least five minutes as the paparazzi scattered to make their reports and run the pics for their tabloids.

However, after another sulking five minutes, Pattinson and Stewart got up, moved together and turned and bowed to their audience.

It took about ten seconds for fans to realize they had witnessed a written scene that was close to the one in the movie "Joan Jett" and a wave of applause exploded as the two went on into the theater to view Twilight: Eclipse.

If anyone caught the pics and stories that were hurriedly canceled, you can have a laugh at the paparazzi's expense!

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