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Friday, 23 July 2010

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Since many of his fans can't get enough of Michael Jackson and miss him so much, Advantage Pictures are talking to Janet Jackson about playing the role of her brother in a new movie about his life, "I Never Promised You A Nose Garden".

"If anyone is going to be playing my brother in a movie about his life, that person's going to be me", Janet has been reported as saying.

"She has the moves, the voice although slightly lower but she should really do the job", stated French director Henri Sherbet.

Both agreed that Janet will undergo a lot of make-up during different parts of Michael's life.

"They will make me look like Michael after the doctor botched his plastic surgery. It'll come right down to when he passed one year ago, even to the big protest in Prague about erecting a statue of him there."

"Poor Michael, even after he's gone, he has erection problems."

Sherbet says that Janet has been practicing all Jackson's songs.

"She'll wait until the last few days before casting begins to have the breast implants temporarily removed."

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