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Thursday, 22 July 2010

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Only Known Photo Of "Bad Boy G"

After the past two weeks of reports that Mel Gibson had hit his girlfriend and the mother of his baby, Oksana Grigorievia, it seems that the police not only have been given more recordings of Mel's drunken racist rages, they are also looking into charges against Oksana.

"All we can tell you is that several charges have been made and one of them is "Extortion" against Mel Gibson's girlfriend", stated one officer.

Meanwhile still another recording of Mel's rantings has made an appearance on the internet, although Gibson says that it isn't him.

"That's 'Bad Boy G' that my mother told me about when I was small. He's an a**hole!"

Oksana stated today that she hasn't anything to say about the charge of extortion. "Talk to my attorney."

Finally, the baby has now been charged with hiring a hit man to knock off both the parents.

"They're BOTH crazy as BEEP!", stated the youth. "If they live, I don't have one chance in BEEP! of making it!"

"Watch your mouth you little BEEP", stated Oksana. "Where do they get those words?"

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