NEW YORK CITY - Top executives of CBS News have reportedly asked BBC presenter Louise Minchin if she would like to move to America and replace Katie Couric as the anchor of the CBS Evening News.
One of the top level CBS executives Vice-President Wilhelm Falkenmeister said that Couric is just not working out the way that they had hoped.
He said that her $15 million a year salary is something that they are not at all happy with since they truly feel that a more realistic salary would be around $1.5 million.
Falkenmeister said that another thing is that many people did not like the way that Couric disrespected Sarah Palin during her interviews when she was running for vice president with Arizona Senator John "Comb Over" McCain.
Many of the CBS stockholders are card-carrying GOPers and they were highly upset at the way that little bitty 5 foot 1½ inch Katie made the 5 foot 6 inch Palin look as if she was geographically challenged.
They said Couric made Palin appear like she did not even know where Africa, Antarctica, Arkansas, and Austin were.
Couric later stated that "Snowflake" as everyone in California calls her, did not know where Africa, Antarctica, Arkansas, and Austin were, or still are for that matter.
Still others have criticized her for the way she made Condoleezza Rice cry when she asked her if she had blonde roots.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Couric actually has black roots; her hair not her ethnic background].
But perhaps the one thing that CBS officials are most concerned with is the way that Katie is acting in the romance department.
Vice-President Wilhelm Frankenmeister stated that Ms. Couric is 53-years-old and she is currently dating and romantically, physically, emotionally, and sexually involved with Brooks Perin who is only 33.
Regarding Couric "The Cougar" and Brooks "The Boy" Sarah Palin succinctly pointed out, "Ya know folks, the boy is young enough to be Katie's little son. For shame Katie Couric. Why don't you pick on someone your own age like say...Mel Gibson."
Couric says that Brooks may only be 33, but he acts 43, and she may be 53, but she acts 43, so that mathematically that makes them the same exact age mentally.
Meanwhile CBS executives are hoping that the BBC's Louise Minchin will decide to cross the "Pond" and come to America and show Katie Couric how the news reading business is done.
In other news. Lindsay Lohan reportedly told her ex-boyfriend Samantha Ronson that she hates prison because it smells so 'prisony.'