AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock sat happily on the front porch of her Austin mansion, which she has named Casa La Sandra, playing with her little boy Louis Bardo Bullock.
Her maid, Mattie, whom she has known for many years asked her if she was finally over Jesse.
Sandra grinned and asked, "Who?"
"Way to go girl" Mattie replied.
She then asked Sandra that several of her maid friends had asked her which female she thought Miss Sandra would be kissing next.
Bullock started laughing. She then said that she was amazed at how interested so many people all over the country had become at the fact that she had French kissed Meryl Streep and Scarlett Johansson.
She then said that a lot of people actually think that she is a lesbian. She confessed that she knows she isn't because although she finds Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, and Rosie O'Donnell to be nice ladies, she would certainly not want to play 'hide the salami (vibrator) with any of them.
Sandra said that she had heard that the highly popular Colombian belly dancer/singer Shakira wanted to kiss her, but that she was on a concert tour down in South America.
She then said that she would like to kiss Lindsay Lohan, but she is kind of out of pocket for the next 90 days or so.
Bullock thought and then she remarked, "Oh, I know who I would like to kiss next...Anna Chapman. Yes she is young, vibrant, mysterious, and she has some very succulent lips."
In a related story. Sandra has said that in her next movie she will be portraying Elin Nordegren in the film 'Tiger Woods - The True Story of Dick With Feet.'