LOS ANGELES - The three singing Justin's, Bieber, Timberlake, and Guarini were in the recording studio recording a song co-written by Kara DioGuardi and Shania Twain.
The song is titled "Girl I'll Let You Touch My Vuvuzela, If I Can Touch Your Whoop De Doo."
Justin Timberlake said that he and Justin Bieber were sitting around eating some McNuggets at a Mickey D's in Malibu Beach when they decided that it would be a good idea for them and Justin Guarini to record a song together.
Timberlake said that he wanted to do the song and donate all of the proceeds to Louisiana's Help Us Get Them Nasty Tar Balls Off Of The Bayou Pelicans, Storks, and Ostriches Coalition.
Justin Bieber said that at first he wanted to donate the money to an organization known as The Unwed Grandmothers of Ontario, Canada.
Justin Timberlake then said that he wanted to donate the entire amount of money to The Homeless Ho's of Memphis (his hometown).
And Justin Guarini said that since he isn't doing anywhere near as good as Bieber or Timberlake, he said that he was kind of looking forward to donating the money to his favorite charity...himself.
In other news. Ellen DeGeneres has stated that the rumor about her coming out with a line of perfume named Eau du Lesbianite are absolutely not true. She went on to say that she has not used perfume since 1973.