For the third time in three weeks, Paris Hilton has been charged with possession as she was caught by security guards at New York's Kennedy Airport.
This time she was carrying a potted plant, five feet tall.
"She's having sport with us", says guard Rodney Woodcock. "She knew we'd eventually spot that tree. We're not that dumb."
Paris and her tree were rushed off to the police station where a friend showed up with Paris Hilton's favorite lawyer in New York (She has favorites in ten major cities).
Once at the World Cup and again last week Paris Hilton has been charged with possession of a drug substance.
Once there, the friend of Ms. Hilton claimed that the wealthy media star was only carrying it for her.
Conclusion: Although Ms. Hilton was allowed to go on, her friend has been charged as a repeat offender and may get 90 days in jail plus a fine.
"That's fine with me", she told friends. "I'll be making $1,000 a day."
"Ms. Party-Puss Paris didn't get off so easily this time", stated airport guard, Rodney Woodcock. "We still have her five-foot-tall marijuana tree."