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Monday, 19 July 2010

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Maricar The Sexy Dominatrix is quite the businesswoman having made $2 million in only 4 days.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Well it did not take Mel "The Raging Ranter" Gibson long to realize that he met his match when he invited Maricar The Whip-Cracking Dominatrix into his house.

Gibson truly believed that Mari Mari would treat him nice and gentle knowing all of the tremendous stress that he has been putting himself through lately.

The old Aussie chap really felt that Mari Mari was going to be kind, caring, and tenderly loving. Yeah, and badgers, wolverines, and boa constrictors all make wonderful children's pets as well.

One of Gibson's maids, who asked not to be identified, said that the first night that Maricar spent at the Gibson residence, named Casa Kangaroo, she could literally hear Mr. Gibson screaming at the top of his lungs.

When asked if he was cussing Maricar out, she replied, "Oh no, Meester Geebson he wuz jelling out for de masked beach to stop beating dee hell out of heem wiff dee big black weep."

She went on to say that she could also hear Gibson running all over the master bedroom while being chased by Senora Maricar.

The maid noted that Senora Mari had a look similar to the look that she had seen in photographs of Adolf Hitler. She shrugged her shoulders and said, "I was so afraid dat dee big mean beach would hurt Meester Geebson so I called dee police and dey came ober really pronto and quick too."

When the police arrived they interviewed Gibson. He was so embarrassed, ashamed, and confused that he told them that he had fallen down the stairs when he tripped on his pet Chihuahua Annie, which he said he named after Ann Coulter.

Maricar was asked if that was true and she corroborated the story. The maid simply said, "I no speekit de Inglitch thank ju too many."

SIDENOTE: After the police left the maid said that Gibson and Maricar sat down at the dining room table and he wrote her out a check for $2 million and it was agreed that Maricar would say that Gibson had dumped her and kicked her out of his house.

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