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Sunday, 18 July 2010

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Grand Theft Bathtub, yeah I am down with that.

A new game has recently been developed, to appeal directly to the increasing number of elderly 'Silver Surfers'.

Grand Theft Bathtub is a sister programme to Grand Theft Auto, but at a far slower pace, and is named in honour of the BBC's comedy great 'Last of the Summer Wine'.

Edward Teddington III, who works for the company told us: 'These days it is all about cracking new markets, so we should push this through. We want more people to buy our games, to play them, and to get some enjoyment from them, and so we need to appeal to old duffers.

'They don't want to be racing fast cars, they want the gentle perambulation of a bath tub going downhill, just to remind them of Sunday nights in with their parents, eating Yorkshire pudding, and Battenberg cake'

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