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Sunday, 18 July 2010

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Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was detained at an airport on the French Island of Corsica after authorities discovered she had a small amount of pot in her purse.

The same thing happened two weeks ago at the World Cup, then completely dropped out of the news.

At that time a friend came by and told police that she had been the one to have the weed and got some of it into Hilton's purse by mistake. That was the last anyone heard of it.

Paris denied the whole affair, saying that people were always making things up about her.

An officer at Corsica's Figari airport said, contrarily: "We held her for about 45 minutes and had strong words. Then this lady came up and confessed to having stuffed the weed into Paris Hilton's pocket. She paid up a good-sized fine and we dropped the whole thing."

To quote Bob Dylan: "Money doesn't talk, it swears!"

Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan reportedly heard about the incident and demanded that Paris Hilton be brought to court before "The Hanging Judge"!

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