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Sunday, 18 July 2010

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Zsa Zsa is rushed to hospital

Zsa Zsa Gabor is in hospital after falling out of bed onto a vuvuzela.

Her publicist John Blanchette said the 93-year-old actress, who is an avid soccer fan, had been watching a re-run of the Germany v. England World Cup game on television in her Bel Air home on Saturday when she tumbled to the floor in her celebration of Thomas Mueller's goal which made it 4-1.

Her husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, called an ambulance, and Gabor was taken to California's Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Centre in an unknown condition, with the plastic vuvuzela still protruding from her bottom.

Herr von Anhalt told us:

"Das war einen schlectes accident! Es looked like it voss really hurting!"

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