TARZANA, California - Selena Gomez was visiting a cousin in Tarzana, Flo "Frisky" Fernandez, when she was asked about her latest hit single.
She said the song is currently ranked #2 with a bullet. The title of the song is "Ya Know Just Cause I Have Magic Doves And Magic Cards Doesn't Mean I Can Ya Know Do Magic."
Selena said that she is working on writing songs for her next album, which is tentatively titled "Uh Huh - It's Me Selena Gomez."
She stated that she has so far written three songs; "Hey Dude How About Telling Me Something To My Face Instead Of To My Back," "Ya Know Boy, Ever Since You Stuck Your Bubblegum In My Hair I Haven't Really Liked You All That Much Anymore," and "Yes, I Do Have A Very Cute Mouth But Don't Make It Go Trash Talking."
Gomez was asked what she thinks about The Twilight Saga movies. She smiled and said that she loves them. She noted that she has seen The Eclipse seven times.
She then revealed that her dream is to one day come out in a vampire movie. She said that she would like to portray one of the meanest vampires in the history of vampiring.
Selena said that she has already written the words to a song that she would like to see included in a vampire movie. She blushed and said that the song is titled, "Hey Guy, I Sucked Your Neck 'Cause That's What Vampires Do Okay, So Doncha Go Thinking That I've Got The Hots For Ya 'Cause I Don't."
In a related story. Selena says that President Obama called her up the other day and told her that the "First Kiddoes" Malia and Sasha told him to invite her to attend an upcoming slumber party at the White House.