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Saturday, 17 July 2010

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Miley Cyrus trying to remember where the heck she left her underwear.

LOS ANGELES - Three of the most popular teenage singers in American have signed to record the song that Britney Spears took all the way to number one back in March, "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched."

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato will be recording the song which Britney co-wrote with Derek Hough, of Dancing With The Stars fame and boyfriend of the beautifully gorgeous and talented English singer Cheryl Cole.

Selena said that when she first heard the song on the radio back in March, it literally made her skin tingle from joyous joy.

She was in her 2010 Lamborghini and she had to pull into a Starbucks parking lot to gain her composure before continuing on to her friend Demi Lovato's home.

Demi said that she basically had the same kind of feeling except that when she first heard Britney singing the song she was taking a shower.

She giggled and said that although her skin did in fact tingle she did not have to get out of the shower right away.

Miley said that she first heard the song when she was giving Adam Shankman, the producer of her movie The Last Song that infamous lap dance that was all over the Internet, including amazingly enough on the Weather Channel.

The three teen queens have agreed to give all of the proceeds earned from the sale of the song to The Help Us Get All Of This Darn Tar Off Of Our Birds, Fishes, and Ourselves Fund, which is an off-shoot of The Tar Balls Git Gone Now Coalition Council Committee of Louisiana.

In a related story. A fisherman off the coast of Northern France has reported seeing three porpoises that were covered in oil. Pierre Dupupette, 42, of Le Havre, reportedly said, "Dee por-PUSSES were from Louie-see-ANA because dee fish dey smell like what oil-infesTED Bay-OU fish smell like YES."

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