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Friday, 16 July 2010

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The Wasilla trailer house that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin are renting.

HOLLYWOOD - EFN, The Extended Family Network, has just informed the entertainment media that they have signed Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin to star in their very own reality show.

The show which will be set in their rented trailer house in Wasilla will be called, Howdy Y'all We're The Wasilla Hillbillies.

Featured in the show will be Levi and Bristol's little 18-month-old baby Tripp whose very first words were reportedly "Palin in 2012."

Also appearing on the weekly show will be Bristol's mommy and daddy Sarah and Todd Palin and the other Palin siblings, Track, Willow, Piper, and Trig.

Levi's side of the family will be represented by his hard ass anti-GOP sister Mercede and his convicted felon mama Sherry, who was sentenced to three years in Anchorage's Witches Tit Creek State Prison For Women.

Sarah "Lady Blah Blah" Palin was asked what she thought about the new reality show.

She smiled and said, "Ya know, I think I'm kinda gonna like the idea. Now nevermind that you cannot see Russia from Levi and Bristol's rented trailer house, that does not matter, no more than the fact that we lost the election because uncle John refused to fix his gosh darn silly as a sesame seed hair combover."

"Snowflake" Sarah went on to say that she is thrilled especially since Levi does not have a job, nor has he had a job in the past year or so.

She smiled and said that now he and Bristy, as she calls Bristol, will be receiving literally tons and tons of money, just like Jon and Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 did, although the two nerdy jerks blew it all on hair extensions and penis augmentations, that she heard through the grapevine did not work worth a damn.

Meanwhile Levi's mother was asked what she thought about her son and Bristol's new reality show. She said that she was happy, just as long as she gets to get in a few speaking lines so that she can make some money to help her buy little things like food, cigarettes, beer, and condoms.

Levi was asked if his uncle Titus Johnston, whom no one ever really talks about because of the three restraing orders he has will also be appaearing on the show.

Levi shrugged his shoulders and answered that he didn't have a snowballs chance in hell of an idea. Young Johnston has been known to mix up his metaphors pretty badly.

Once when his then girlfriend Kathy "The Red Cougar Mama" Griffin asked him what he thought of her tits he smiled and said, "Well on a scale of 1 to 10, I reckon that they be six of one, half dozen of the other."

The producers of the new show, Corky Bunkerbus and Prescott Ornamentelli are really excited about traveling up to Alaska and start filming on the new reality show.

Bunkerbus said that he visited Fairbanks, Alaska, once back in 1993, but did not like it because he got his tongue stuck on his rental car's front bumper.

Ornamentelli said that he has never been to Alaska but that he has been reading up on it and Alaskan things such as moose, caribou, Eskimos, ice, elk, igloos, polar bears, ice, snowmobiles, red noses, and ice.

Both producers have booked Wasilla's Salmon Balls Motel for the entire film production crew which includes 17 people.

SIDENOTE: Bunkerbus said that one of the show's sponsors will be Bang Bang Bullets, whose advertisement slogan is "Bang Bang Bullets - Shootin' the hell out of caribou, moose, reindeer, and elk since 1947."

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