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Thursday, 15 July 2010

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Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones had nothing to say when he was asked about his daughter, Alexandra Richards, going nude in a French magazine.

Actually, he did mumble that "she didn't look much like him but her mum, Patti the model, I think it was."

Sure enough, she doesn't resemble Richards in the least as she didn't hide anything from the public.

The 23-year-old model with New York's Wilhelmina agency and whom has worked in the past for top designers including Tommy Hilfiger, stated that she was glad she was getting some publicity instead of her dad.

"Sometimes you have to shake people up a bit. So it looks like I have. I wanted to have a name and career of my own and so I thought, if dad can snort grandfather's ashes, I can go nude."

A source on the scene stated that she was more like her dad than she realized.

"He just never had anything to show off!"

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