Written by Abel Rodriguez
Print this

Friday, 16 July 2010

image for Selena Gomez Performs on America's Got Talent
Selena Gomez donated $500 to go toward helping to de-tar Louisiana Bayou sardines.

HOLLYWOOD - The young teen singing sensation Selena Gomez pranced and danced on The America's Got Talent stage and really thrilled the audience with her fine as wine singing.

AGT Host Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey's hubby even compared Selena to a young Cheryl Cole, except for boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough, the huge right upper thigh tattoo, and the tiny Malaria scars.

Gomez performed dressed in an extremely tight fitting fire engine red dress and wearing 8-inch imported Italian stiletto heels.

The perky and sweet as Cuban sugar 17-year-old sang her new single "Round And Round."

And contrary to popular belief the song isn't about GOP mouthpiece Rush Limbaugh, or the TV VIEW'S mouthpiece Sherri Shepherd, or even Nicky's wife the singing mouth Miss Mariah.

The song, which was co-written by Neil Sedaka and Kara DioGuardi tells the heartwarming story of the BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill and how because of politics nothing has really been done to rid the Gulf Coast area of those dreaded Louisiana tar balls because of the political round and round talks that are going round and round.

Selena' manager said that the teen songstress will be donating two cents from each sale of her new album entitled A Year Without Rain, Snow, Sleet, Damn Volcanic Dust, and Louisiana Tar Balls to The Help The Bayou State of Louisiana Get Rid of All of These Gosh Darn Friggin Tar Balls Y'all Commission.

SIDENOTE: Selena Gomez says that the rumor that she will be performing a concert on Saturday, July 31, in Cape Town, Africa to benefit those who have had hearing damage due to the annoying vuvuzelas is false. She added that although it is a good cause, she will be vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, on that date.

Make Abel Rodriguez's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 1?

8 16 2 3
56 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more