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Thursday, 15 July 2010

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While all the cameras were flashing and the whole crew were available at the premier of Twilight: Eclipse, why was Kristen Stewart hiding her forehead?

Immediately after the event, as Stewart had left the stage early, every reporter went out to get in their reports.

Was Kristen Stewart hiding a black eye? Was there a fight? An accident? Did she and Ashley Greene finally get everything about Robert Pattinson out into the open?

No one believed the Greene rumor because there was Ashley on the set and as usual, not too far from Pattinson and Greene looked fine.

Maybe it was a migraine?

We're sure you read them all but the truth finally came out during an interview in Japan yesterday.

"OK. I was all keyed up and couldn't sleep the night before so while we're waiting to come out, I put my head down on the dressing room table and went to sleep. The next thing I knew it was time to go on."

Kristen continued, saying that she must have rested her forehead in some makeup because, as the stars walked out on stage, Taylor Lautner told her, "Kristen, your forehead is about four colors."

"After a quick check I saw it was true, but it was too late. So, rather than looking like a bruised vampire, I had to hold my hand over the spot. I even pretended the lights were bothering me. Guess that's how the migraine story started."

"Sorry, no cat fight or migraine, just some coloring that made me look like Herman Munster's daughter."

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