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Wednesday, 14 July 2010

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So what does Daniel Radcliffe do after completing the last couple of Harry Potter movies that end next summer? He goes back to nude Broadway, of course.

"I enjoyed doing 'Equus" before and got used to acting without any clothes. I know some people can't handle that..excuse the pun..but I have no problems at all, just so long as the play is a good one.

"Mr. Skin & His Well-Developed Kin" is probably Daniel's next step.

This is a new Off-Broadway play that is predicted to be around for quite some time. It has already sold out the first year and the first showing hasn't appeared yet.

"The key to performing in the nude is that you have to beware of sharp edges and hot spots near some lighting. If not, your voice will not sound convincing with a scream during a quiet moment with your lady friend."

Radcliffe apparently told a fellow actor recently that in "Equus" he almost fried his balls when he walked over and stumbled into a heater during rehearsal.

"I added a whole new phrase to the dialogue plus a new dance."

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