Lisa Snowdon is whinnying that she has left it too late to have kids.
The 39-year-old model and radio presenter admits she is part of the growing trend of SAS daters - shaggable, attractive and succsexful women with everything but a fella.
'I would love to have full time man and some of them little things that make noise, what are they called again? Oh yea, kids, that's right' stated the leggy lovely
'But to be honest, I think I've shit out. I missed my chance with Cloony for fecks sake. George Cloony? I ask ya! How did I let that one go thinking I could do better? I spent so much time fannying about deciding who was right for me that I've left it too late to find a decent bloke my age and get sprogged up.'
This has prompted much anger among self confessed gorgeous, intelligent women who are also unable to find the right man, as Ms Snowden seems to be suggesting they are simply being too demanding. Cue a gaggle of orange skinned, skinny bints up in slender arms at the suggestion that they should "settle".
"Because I'm worth it" is the mantra for these emaciated WAG wannabees, but is this a dangerous concept to hold too close to your skinny breast bone?
Maybe the pissed up, non-stop partying coke hounds are starting to realise that having it all is a myth because it is actually they them selves that aren't "up to scratch"
After all who wants an ageing mahogany coat-rack with a septum you can drive a 4-wheeler through?