Mel Gibson has reportedly been calling the late Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons to quote-unquote "reverse the process". Post the airing of Gibson's latest rant on the Ryan Seacrest bimbo megaphone channel, Gibson's left with few options. Gone are the days where an apology peppered with a cheque to a few lobby groups would do the trick.
But Mel Gibson isn't Mel Gibson for nothing. Mel has also learnt a few things from his movies. Mel "Braveheart" Gibson knows how to turn all this around.
Mel Gibson is allegedly trying to become a Black Jewish woman. If a black guy says "Ni***r" it's no big deal. Same if it was a black woman. If a Jewish man made derogatory anti-semitic comments he'd most likely be a comedian. And if a woman hit another woman holding a child in her arms, well, that's every episode in season 13 of Jerry Springer. "It'll be OK if I say n*****,Jew and slap women around then,I might even get a TV show," says the last segment of an as yet unreleased audio tape made by a plastic surgeon, who goes on to remind Gibson that Braveheart got drawn and quartered at the end of the movie.
Analysts, including AVX Shenoy, agree that a Mel Gibson with a sex change, pigment alteration and converted to Judaism hitting other women with racist and anti-semitic rants thrown in, would give Jersey Shore a good run for its money. "Yeah, America would watch that," said Shenoy.